Let's talk about this little number worn by Frieda - if it's bad at Oscar level, you can only imagine what it will look like once it's been mass produced and sold at your local asian "Angel Teen Fashion Store". This is a frou frou fire hazard.
A key trend at this year's Oscar ceremony was "Bride Wars" - if they didn't look like they were dressed for their own weddings in ivory, cream and pastel pinks (see: Penelope Cruz, SJP, Melissa George and Jessica Biel), they were classic (read: boring), like Angelina - a strapless black floor length gown, hair down with a teased, pushed up fringe and dangly, home wrecker earrings - are you still awake? Lady needs a makeover.
Am I the only one who is bored with classic? Where is the element of surprise?
Even Natalie Portman lost points when I saw her tan lines. Bogan (bo-jahn) tendencies here.
My faves for the night were Heidi Klum, who had me all a flush with both the cut and shade of her dress and the perfection of her OTP accessories!
...and would you believe... Miley Cyrus? Although her belt buckle leaned a little towards "country singer's daughter", and is best left to Billy Ray Cyrus' offspring than the streets of Melbourne. Whoa from the back though! Makes me want to try on all the pretty frocks, it does!
photographs courtesy of oscar.com
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